Welcome to my happily ever after...
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I gave Hotlegs a show
I went to the gym today on my lunch break. I've never been to the one at the Galleria at lunchtime, and it really wasn't as crowded as I thought it might be. I used to go all the time at lunch at my last job, but now that I get off at 3:30, I just go after work now.
Anywho, there's this cute Hispanic guy I have named Hotlegs that works out there that I always catch looking at me. Yesterday, I finally smiled at him. I have this thing where when I catch someone looking at me, I usually turn my head really fast rather than just smile. I look uptight, I know.
So, in the spirit of trying to make friends, I decided I would just smile instead of look like a deer caught in headlights. And when I say friends, I mean just that....friends. No more blowjobs on the sly. I'm not going through what I did the last month or so wondering what kind of venereal disease I have picked up.
I tried to smile.
Make.....corners.....of.....mouth......turn....upwards.
It's hard to smile at a stranger without looking like Carnie Wilson eyeing the buffet at Golden Corral. But I did it!
Well, when I went to the gym today at lunch, Hotlegs was there. What a cowinkydink. So I smile and go on my way.
Later, I'm showering, and even though the shower room is behind doors in the lockerroom, they are clear glass doors, and I see that Hotlegs is watching me shower. Well, I am anything but shy when it comes to that kind of thing. So no false modesty for me. I soaped and rinsed and put on a show he won't likely forget soon.
Now why did I do that? Here I am trying to make a new friend, and I end up wiggling my naked ass for him in the shower. This really goes against the wholesome and pure thing I'm going for now.
Do you think that was a slutty thing to do? After all, he was the one looking at me.
Yeah.
Did I mention that the Dixie Chicks concert is tonight?
12:56 p.m. - 2003-07-30
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