Welcome to my happily ever after...
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gimme a break
Good weekend indeed. Except until Sunday.
Friday night I went out with a coworker and a friend to dinner and to have drinks. It was fun, but the friend that was with us had to be somewhere at 10:30, so I was home extremely early. So I sat in front of the TV and drank some beer.
Saturday, Carlos came over after work, and then we did our usual Saturday routine: Souper Salad, Target, the dollar store. Then we came home and watched lots and lots of MTV and I helped him with one of his school projects.
Let me tell you...I found this stuff called Horny Goat Weed at the dollar store, and that shit really does work. At 1 AM I woke Carlos up humping his leg. We then went at it like we hadn't seen each other in months. I highly recommend it.
Now the bad part: Sunday morning I was in the shower and Carlos comes into the bathroom and asks "Why have you been watching straight porn?"
Ummmm....where did this come from?
Apparently I had left a movie in the VCR and he hit play and was shocked with what he saw. Well, I didn't think it was a big deal, however he started with his pouting routine. I asked him what his deal was and he told me "I just think it is weird for you to watch straight porn. If you had been watching gay porn I wouldn't say a thing about it....I probably would have just watched it until you got out of the shower. But why do you want to watch a woman?"
Well, I don't know. What the hell do I say to that? I'm about as queer as a three-dollar bill, but something about straight porn turns me on every once in a while. It just so happens that a woman was there....I was really looking at the guy that was with her.
And geez, it wasn't like I was watching the R Kelly sex tapes or anything.
Well, a fight ensued. It ended with him storming out of my apartment in a huff. Although we have made up now, I am still harboring a bit of resentment in the back of my mind.
Should I apologize for what happened to turn me on that day when I chose which porn I was going to watch?
Gimme a break, Jake.
I'm supposed to go over there for our weekly Monday night ritual. The Parkers and Girlfriends.
I really don't feel like it now.
1:28 p.m. - 2002-08-05
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