Welcome to my happily ever after...
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hung like a hamster/horse
Whew! I was so relieved that RJ didn't get voted off American Idol last night! I was kinda hoping that Justin would...he's not really my favorite. He kinda reminds me of that Simpsons character that Kelsey Grammar does the voice for. You know who I mean? Plus Justin has that Michael/LaToya Jackson nose that you wonder how they breathe out of. How does he sing with a nose that thin?
Carlos has a bit of a wide nose as some Hispanic men tend to have. When I mentioned that once to a friend of mine he said something like "wow....you know what they say about guys with big noses".
My reaction was "what....they sure breathe a lot?". I'm naive when it comes to all those various genitialia myths. Besides, I dated a Greek guy once with a big honker nose, and he was hung like a hamster. That is why it is exactly that...a myth.
You know most gay guys know this, but for those heterosexual women reading this, I will enlightenen you about something. The ones who least expect to have a big weiner are precisely the ones that do.
For example, you know Morty, the guy a couple of cubicles down from you at work that lives with his mom/collects Star Trek memorabilia/drives a Pacer?
Yup...he's hung like a horse.
Honest.
9:39 a.m. - 2002-08-01
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