Welcome to my happily ever after... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm going to Hooterville Here is my horoscope for the day from the Houston Chronicle: The stars favor daring activities, and you'll be promptly rewarded for your acts of courage, especially selfless ones. Acquiring the finer things in life may open a window for more abundance. A Libra thinks you're hot stuff. That is quite interesting. Gus is a Libra and we have that date tonight. I had a quiet night last night. I went and worked out and then came home and went to bed. Bor-ing! Tomorrow night I�m driving out to Thomas�s and we�re going out to dinner. I�m curious to see what all they�ve done to their house recently. He and his boyfriend are the ones that moved out to the country and bought a house. When I say country, I mean country. There are things mooing and bleating everywhere when you get out of the car, and I feel like I�m on Green Acres or something. I call Thomas "Eva" (for Eva Gabor) and of course I have to be Zsa Zsa. I know, I know, she wasn�t even on that show, but I just like saying her name. Let�s sing a song: Green acres is the place to be Farm living is the life for me Land spreading out, so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. New York is where I'd rather stay I get allergic smelling hay I just adore a penthouse view Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue The Chores The Stores Fresh air Times Square You are my wife. Goodbye city life. Green Acres, we are there! Goodness, I can�t believe that I remember the words. I need a life! Damn Nick at Nite� Wish me luck in Hooterville. 9:54 a.m. - 2002-05-10 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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