Welcome to my happily ever after...
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meet my new boyfriend Herb
Do you remember the Brady Bunch episode where Jan invents the imaginary boyfriend named George Glass? I think I will do the same thing. My imaginary boyfriend will be named Herb. I'll provide more details about Herb as I make them up. The only things I know about him right now is that he has a goatee and wears a thong.
Nothing much to write about today. They gave out free ice cream in the lobby of our building on lunch today so that was a refreshing treat. Hey, I'm easy to please.
I rewired my lamp last night, and I didn't even burn down my house or electrocute myself! Of course, I've been gone for seven hours now today, so who knows what shape my apartment is in right now, but as of the time I left this morning, it still worked! I'm becoming a bigger lesbian day by day. I'm a les-between.
Ya know, I am really gifted in the art of run-on sentences. Have I ever mentioned that my mother is an English teacher? Who woulda thunk it?
2:09 p.m. - 2002-03-20
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