Welcome to my happily ever after...
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urban legends
Work...I never seem to escape. Only 35 more years til I can retire! YESSSS!!!!
Nothing at all to report. I plan on going home tonight and rewiring a lamp that my Granny gave me. So if you read that an apartment building in the Museum District burns to the ground, you'll already have the 411. In the event that I don't get out alive, someone please call Jonny (pronounced Yaw-nee) and cancel my massage. I'll never get back in if I just don't show up!
Anything good on TV tonight? If I remember correctly, there's a show on TLC about urban legends. Might prove to be interesting...ever hear the one about the college guy who went to the doctor because his ass hurt, and as it turned out his roommate was knocking him out and doing him up the chute?
While speaking of perverted roommates, I will tell a little story. I had a friend in college named Ben that had a really fine straight male roommate in the dorms. Well, the pervert that Ben was, he set up a video camera and hid it so the the roommate couldn't see it. Well, the said roomie came home with his girlfriend and to make a long story short, Ben had an hour long porn of his roommate doing his slutty GF. I would lie if I said that I didn't watch it, but if it makes me sound better, I hated every minute of it!
Anyways, one day the aforementioned roommate found out that Ben had taped him because he apparently was looking through videotapes and stumbled across the tape. Instead of kicking Ben's ass, he got off on the idea and asked him to hide in the closet and watch them from then on. Seriously fucked up...
However, the grossest perversion I have heard in a long time came from a guy named Tim that I chat with online. Tim told me last night that once years ago he was lying out by the pool at his apartment complex, and lo and behold, there was a really cute guy swimming who was also giving him the eye. Well, cut to later when they are fooling around on the bed, and Tim asks the guy what would really turn him on. Well, the guy told Tim that he wanted him to bite his nipples while he sat on the toilet and took a dump.
I just about lost my lunch. People are fucked up!
Tim said that the guy showed up a couple more times later at his apartment wanting to know if he wanted to fool around. I quipped that cute guy must've had to take a shit....hee-hee.
Only 30 more minutes to go! Better go tidy up.
Have a jolly night!
1:02 p.m. - 2002-03-19
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