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BEND OVER FOR BECKHAM

Yowsas. Here I am again. I don't really have too terribly much to write about today.

Regarding something Todd and I had a laugh about yesterday, if you wanna see how bitchy a diaryland queen can be, drop them from their buddy list and see how long it takes them to drop you too. Try it...it's super fun.

I was invited to another sex party Saturday night. I know what you're thinking.....did you not learn your lesson the last time? No, I guess not because I'm contemplating whether or not I'm going to make an appearance. We shall see. The guy who throws them doesn't seem to understand why Saturday night isn't a good night, but rather Friday night is a night where more people are likely to show up. Reason is, Saturday night is the night people are more likely to come up with more last minute plans and say "oh fuck it...." and then not go.

I probably won't go. I'm going through a chaste period right now...shudder. What is happening to me?

I don't know what the deal is with friendster down here in the south. I look at the guys up north, and there seem to be tons of both nice and nice looking gay guys looking for friends on friendster. Here the gay guys all look like this:

I'm not kidding...that's an honest to God picture I got from Friendster. LOL...of course he has 90 friends and I have 2. That should tell me something.

Did anyone else watch that "It's Good to Be" show on VH1 the other night about David Beckham and his wife Posh Spice, AKA Bulemia Spice. Damn Gina. They are worth a heckuva lotta dough. Beck is freaking hot stuff too.

And I finally put 2 and 2 together as to why that soccer movie was called "Bend It Like Beckham". I know....call me slow. I just don't know much about soccer.

Carlos and I decided we wanna make a porn movie called "Bend Over for Beckham". Yes indeed.

Even though I am decidedly not a bottom, I would definitely bend over for Mr. Beckham.

8:52 a.m. - 2003-10-15

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