Welcome to my happily ever after...
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WARNING: this entry is about sex
WARNING: THIS ENTRY CONTAINS FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT GAY SEX. IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, STOP READING NOW!
Oh my gosh, I don't think today will ever be over! I am full of pizza and feeling quite lethargic. Perhaps I need a diet Coke. Did I mention that I discovered these caffeine pills at the drug store that are the shit? They make me quite alert, although I did have someone tell me yesterday that to "blink, dammit!". I might have to resort to them in a bit if I don't wake up soon.
I have found a fellow diaryland buddy that has inspired me to write about another addiction that I have. I am not quite sure if I should call it addiction per se, but I do really, really enjoy internet porn. Mind you, I don't sit at home for hours at a time jerking off in front of my computer, but I do enjoy a naked boy here and there.
Remember my entry about that web site where you can watch multiple people at a time via their webcams? Well, that kinda got the ball rolling, and from there on I discovered the Usenet newsgroups where people post pictures. Bad discovery I guess....although I must say that sex with myself is the safest sex there is.
Although does having sex with yourself more than 500 times in a row before your next actual human sexual contact make you a big goobersmooch?
Well, if so, the good news is that thanks to my date with Rex Wednesday night, my odometer just rolled over again at zero. So at this point, my JLF (Jonathan Loser Factor) is at 2.
Ok...I will talk about one more sexual thing.
Have I ever mentioned that I always seem to have long term sexual relationships with other "tops"? Carlos and I were both adamant in our refusal to take it up the ass, and therefore our sexual relationship grew somewhat stale after a while.
There were way too many dicks and not enough holes to stick them in.
The next guy I go out with is going to have to like to get plowed because I have about 5 years worth of sex to make up for.
I sincerely apologize to any children who might have stumbled across my diary. I don't know what has gotten into me!
This has been somewhat cathartic. I should write about sex more often!
2:53 p.m. - 2002-05-31
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