Welcome to my happily ever after...

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I'm just fat

I overhead this exchange while in line at the grocery store a minute ago:

"Oh! Honey, when are you due?"

"Excuse me? I don't know what you're talking about...."

"Your baby dear....when's your date?"

"I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat."

Don't you know that person wanted to crawl in a hole?

Changing the subject, due to popular demand, here's Erica's picture again.

12:42 p.m. - 2003-10-08

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